quotes of the day

dear student:  wanna see me run and do a backflip off the wall?

me:  no.  please no. 

dear student:  OK fine.

 

and

 

HAYYYYYYYYYYY slowpoke!  --my dear security guard that has called me "speedy" at every opportunity since i started working here.  now, i'm just large.  and not very speedy. 

quotes of the day

a lot of kids don't know how to talk things out. they just want throw
throw sh## --dear counselor at restorative justice training.

and

no, not jeanette, JANET, like janet jackson. don't worry though, i'll
try and keep my boobs in my shirt --dear math teacher on helping
another teacher try and remember her name

if i cant read my confirmation number for a flight because i wrote it
down in eyeliner...can they just look it up at the airport tomorrow?
-nicole

quote of the day

almost done at the doc.  they are a bit concerned about my blood pressure. i probably have to collect urine at home for a week.  yay!  --text from my dearest friend

and 

sophia:  YOOUUU are on time out. (pointing at us and using a growl whisper)

me & cass:  (laughing)

sophia:  stop laughing.  you have to be quiet on time out.  

quote of the day

from the 10 o'clock news:  We have to rely on steady predictable sources of revenue and not believe that we're gonna have pink unicorns pooping gold nuggets to solve the budget problem.  Jon Coupal, Howard Jarvis Tax Payers Association