11/30/12
dear student: baking soda???
me: yes
you cook with that?
me: yes. BAKING soda
dear student: the stuff in the orange box?
me: yes.
dear student: isn't that the stuff you make drugs with?
me: i wouldn't know
12/4/12
dear student: i feel like we got played
me: and why is that?
dear student: 'cause we don't get to cook pizza
me: i know, well i wish i hadnt gotten such a bad report from my sub from last week. i felt like I got played.
12/5/12
you're probably calling because you need my christmas list....--voicemail from dear baby sister michelle
michelle: guess what?
me: what
michelle: i just found colony of ants in my closet
me: well did you leave food in there?
michelle: no. but my chinese roommate that moved out left noodles in there so there was a bunch of crumbs.
12/6/12
text from michelle at 12:51AM (california time)
I JUST FOUND AN ANT ON MY PILLOW
