quote of the day

student#1:uhhhh....I gotta fart...
student#2: euhhhhh..
student#1: Kai go outside?
me: yes please
student#1:  ma stomach hurt....

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that looks like peppers in a turd with almonds in it--dear student

 

i was about to have to fight somebody for my paper  --dear student

quotes of the day

this might be worse than pregnancy.  --my dearest george 11/3/12  (on having a newborn)

 

thank you for coming to us.  --my dearest george 9/27/12

uh oh.  --text my dearest george 9/21/12

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dear student:  did you bring it?

me:  i'm sorry?

dear student:  your son?  you said you'd bring pictures of your son. 

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man ms. booth, i gotta pull my hair back, but its looking quite flawless today.  --dear (male) student prior to entering the kitchen

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that looks like my right butt cheek.  --dear student on a loaf of fresh honey whole wheat bread