quotes of the day 4/29/13

dear student: ms booth...did you know that microwave is open?

me:  oh.  i did not, thank you.  i'll close it.

dear studet:  see....i jus didn't know if it was for some baby concoction or somethin.

jack...you're showing me all your tricks...cooking's not that hard anymore. --my dearest george on making whipped cream